September 2009
15 posts
#singularity PCs can do infinitely more than macs, they are self-aware, and they can divide by zero. Suck-It Apple fanboys!
By 2040 you’ll be able to upload your brain. By 2040 my brain probably won’t work anymore. #LosingMyMind
It’s Friday night, and I can hear stupid people yelling “YEAH!” on my block. Fuck you stupid people… fuck you.
It’s Friday night, and I can hear stupid people yelling “YEAH!” on my block. Fuck you stupid people… fuck you.
Newsreader Fails: The 30 Most Baffling Onscreen... →
Following Fox 5 news anchor Ernie Arnastos’s four-letter ‘chicken’ outburst, we look at some of the best autocue catastrophes. Several of these clips contain strong language, so please be careful if…
iTunes 9 has some major improvements, loving the new organization schemes, and it has some Twitter love. Still no iTouch camera…
Set up this blackberry for tweets. Bathroom twits are now a high chance possibility… Because I can.
The important date was September 21st, the season premiere of Heroes… IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT!
The HP Touchsmart finally came out today, want, WANT… WANT!!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
RT @mashable:”Monopoly City Streets: Google Launching Online Version of Monopoly” http://bit.ly/H1IYz
I’m pretty sure there was an important date that I was supposed to remember, but I forgot what it was, why it was important, or when is it.
RT @50cent: “The public is never wrong. When people don’t respond to what you do, they’re telling you something loud and clear”
RT @50cent: “50 Cent is a person I created, soon it will be time to destroy him and become somebody else” @the50thlaw order now
RT @IamShaneMorris: iPhones are like hookers: They’re fun to play with and they look alright, but their service is wretched and their pi …
Made my room so much more accommodating for my imaginary friends that never come over.
August 2009
33 posts
Everything I do, it’s all been done. I can’t help but to feel like it’s all happening over again. I just want the world on fire.
New Owner Takes Over Pirate Bay →
As expected, the Pirate Bay was sold Thursday to a Swedish-based software concern that hopes to turn the world’s notorious BitTorrent tracker into a legitimate, pay-to-play site.
The Boy Who Heard Too Much →
He was a 14-year-old blind kid, angry and alone. Then he discovered that he possessed a strange and fearsome superpower — one that put him in the cross hairs of the FBI
15 Yr Old Student Got $1500 Hush Money After... →
A former Helper Junior High School teacher charged with having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old male student paid her victim between $1,400 and $1,500 after the encounters, court documents…
I knew they were real! →
It’s not that you’re not my type, I just think that I’m not your type.
Michael Vick admits to crying in jail. →
Michael Vick says he cried in prison because of the guilt he felt about being involved in dogfighting….whatta bitch :]
Downey Jr. Will Likely Play Vampire/Ex-Tom Cruise... →
Universal Pictures is restarting Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles, which tells the tale of the vampire Lestat Du Lioncort, a nobleman-turned-vampire. No word yet on how they plan on unrolling this…
Facebook just keeps finding new ways to lower my... →
5yr Old Girl Teaches You How to Fish Like a Man →
Such a cute lil’ noodler.
WARNING! →
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Everything is changing, and yet nothing ever really does. The tiger can never remove his stripes, and his prey will always run away.
The Robot/Ninja/Zombie Comic Timestable (COMIC) →
If your comic is going to feature a cross between a ninja and a zombie (or robot or vampire or T. Rex or Lincoln)…. You’re gonna need to know how to draw it.
Nevada Couple Fights the Law to Sell Desert... →
Nevada: 24-hour Liquor? Legal. 24-hour Prostitution? Legal. 24-hour Gambling? Legal. Land Lobsters? NOT LEGAL.
You do NOT fuck with turtles →
Batman Reference Manual (Chart) →
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If Sarcasm Ruled the World →
If there’s one thing we could use more of, it’s sarcasm. Sure it’s a barrel of laughs when the guy behind you in line to tells you to ‘Take your time!’ But wouldn’t it be great if the ATM could give…
KAPOW! (GIF) →
Back off!
Coding A HTML 5 Layout From Scratch →
In this tutorial we’re going to experiment with CSS3 and HTML 5 and create a beautiful CSS-based layout from scratch.
Girl vs Bus Roof [Video] →
This girl gets pwned by a speed bump or something and then…
Eric Schmidt leaves Apple board over "conflict of... →
Google CEO Eric Schmidt has resigned from Apple’s board citing conflict of interest. Steve Jobs says that “as Google enters more of Apple’s core businesses, with Android and now Chrome OS, Eric’s…
Drink Apple Juice Because ... (PIC) →
You should be seeing this in the next Apple Juice ad campaign.
Laser Light + Crazy Dog + Sleeping Nuts = Epic... →
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I am watching you (Pic) →
Donald Duck, You Son of a Bitch! (Comic) →
Megan Fox Rejects Seth Rogan's Kiss [VID] →
Seth Rogan thought he’d seize probably the only opportunity he’d ever have to sneak a peck on the cheek from Megan Fox. Only she disses him. On national TV.
July 2009
52 posts
I Quit The iPhone: Michael Arrington →
I have loved the iPhone, but now I am quitting the iPhone. This is not an easy decision.I was there in January 2007 when it was announced and I bought the first iPhone as soon as it was available. I…
Apple (AT&T) rejects the official Google Voice app. I will NEVER get an iPhone